The Ballad of James D and Ken D
Some men can’t be improved upon.
All the looks, none of the mess.
Leather jacket. Sideways glance.
Twelve inches, fully cooperative.
Trouble Mother warned about.
A Father’s Dreamboat.
He doesn’t ask. He doesn’t apologize.
No attitude. No back talk.
Full strength. No substitutes.
Stands where you land him.
They don’t make ’em like this anymore.
Manhood made safe the American Way.
